Music Maker. Dreamer of Dreams.

greelin:

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

one time when I was 13 I took a mirror selfie with a digitial camera in the dressing room of a community theatre and there was a whole apparition in it. A man’s torso and arms and legs. Totally and clearly manifested. We all freaked out about it for a day & then absolutely moved on. Then I lost the SD card. Who does that?????

Imagine you’re a dead man who finally concentrated the energy to physically manifest in a photo, perhaps to reach out to the living world, and the girl in charge of the only evidence of your post mortem existence in this realm forgot to take her adderral that day.

that’s the reality for that man. I just lost him and forgot about it until three minutes ago.

do u think he’s vengeful now

i could go back and look for him but what if he’s mad at me i cant handle that sort of confrontation. what if he is powerful now

latteartiststone:

For anyone who needs to be reminded of this:

Art by Pancaketiffy

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cemeterything:

i swear my funniest jokes are the ones that only like 3 people will get

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angeltiddies:

EYE-

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birdsquirrel:

feenyxblue:

ryebreadgf:

in mesopotamia there were no ‘cover letters’ or 'curriculum vitaes’. there were just, pots.

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

#tumblr’s dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

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dankmemeuniversity:

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prime-tiktoks:

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fishmech:

unapologetically-descriptivist:

b0ytemper:

tubaterry:

christ

This post took 3 years off my life

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

time for a kickstarter to force them to hear these words

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tripropellant:

8u88ie:

tripropellant:

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

this is themost pretentious post ive ever seen

yeah? come off anon and face me then. 

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